inventrix:
derpiime:
kiwibutt:
corgay:
my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter
and
their faces jesus
DYING.
FUCK.
these are the best sugary horrors I have ever seen
I want one
It’s like they died in horror or agony and now that expression is all their tiny marshmallow corpses know….
If only some people would just do this with RP too.
*absolutely not guilty of this* Nooo. Not me. Not ever.
Wildflowers of Texas v1 (Apps used: #Camera+ #ArcFrame #Instagram) (Taken with instagram)
sexlock:
do-you-have-a-flag:
lizzledpink:
geoff-lestrudel:
sexlock:
I CAN’T DRAW HIS EYES. NOW HE JUST LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FROM THE MATRIX
He’d be a much bigger BAMF than Neo.
“Take the blue pill, and you’ll wake up in bed, forget it all. Take the red-“
“Red.”
“What?”
“I want the red pill.”
“But -“
“The red pill. You’ll drug me, and through some process I’ll wake up in the real world. Obviously.”
“How -“
“I told you, ‘Morpheus.’ The universe doesn’t choose amateurs.”
Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Sherlock. That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to s-
Sherlock: *Shoots lady in the red dress*
Morpheus: Why did you-
Sherlock: Because she was actually an agent wasn’t she?
Morpheus: Yes but how did you know?
Sherlock: You made it exceedingly obvious, do try and make things interesting next time.
Oh my god you guys. What will I do without you all
Oh gods. Dying laughing. You all are wonderful. X3
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.